The Achievement system Blizzard introduced in the 3.0.2 patch leads people to do some pretty silly things. One of these is Old Crafty: Fish Up Old Crafty in Ogrimmar. Old Crafty is a rare fish found in the Horde city of Ogrimmar, so to catch him you need to find your way into the city and live long enough to catch him. So as not to feel left out, the Horde have their own sisyphean effort in catching Old Ironjaw inside Iron Forge (a much more difficult task, if you ask me.)
Yesterday I managed to land Old Crafty. Here’s the story.
I made the decision that I was going to fish in the Valley of Honor, which has a nice little waterfall that empties into a rock pool, keeping you out-of-sight. The downside of this is that you have to get into the Valley of Honor, which is hike from both entrances. The alternative is to take the side entrance and fish in the Valley of Spirits; this is where I did my Fishing Diplomat catch. However, the recommended spot is behind the mage trainer and anyone porting into Ogrimmar has a chance of seeing you: which is what happened to me. Gank.
It is a given that you will die getting into the city. Or at least it was a given for me: the city guards now see through unaided stealth. Because I planned to go to the Valley of Honor, the front entrance made the most sense. To get through the entrance you have to run a gauntlet of five guards: two on the outside and two on the inside, with one patrolling between them. Knowing that the guards would see through my stealth, I planned on the following:
- Get naked, switch to kitty form.
- Go stealth, walk up close to the guard’s hitbox, then dash as far as I can get.
- Ghost walk back, rez, repeat until out of range of the guards.
But I had an Invisibility Potion with me (found it in my bank) so just before dashing in I quaffed the potion: and the two guards out front didn’t aggro! I scooted into a corner and waited for the patrol to walk by. He stopped and looked at me, but didn’t aggro. Phew.
I’m home free (I thought): I can see the Valley of Strength straight ahead. Off I go: only to be ganked by the two inside guards. I ran as far as I could to the right so that my corpse would be out of range of them when I reclaimed it and died. Death #1.
Note that your ghost doesn’t go to the graveyard just outside of Ogrimmar. Oh no, that would be too easy. It’s back to Razor Hill with you.
Once I had my body back I was able to stealth to The Drag without incident. There is a city guard that patrols this area, but they’re easy to spot and you can avoid him. When you enter The Drag stay on the right: the guard pats to the left and goes up the ramp.
The entrance to the Valley of Honor is identical to the entrance to Ogrimmar proper: two guards on The Drag side, two on the Honor side, and one that patrols in between. Unfortunately I didn’t have another Invisibility Potion with me, so I knew this was going to be another case of Dead Kitty Dashing. I made it through to the inner guards, and just inside the Valley before they killed me. Death #2.
When I got back I went as far from my body as possible to rez: unfortunately it wasn’t far enough and I aggrod one of the inside guards. I ran to the right back against the wall so that I was definitely out of range for the next. Death #3.
This time I was all set: when I came back I was able to stealth over to the waterfall without incident, put on my fishing hat, got my pole out, and started casting.
This I did for around two-and-a-half hours before a hunter wandered by and killed me. He obviously came looking to see if anyone was fishing at the waterfall, because you wouldn’t be able to see me otherwise. After I was dead he hugged my corpse and went away. He didn’t tell his friends, and didn’t wait for me to rez so he could get more honor. Guess he just was after the city defender achievement. After about 3 hours I couldn’t take it any more and logged for a bit. Came back an hour or so later and fished for about 30 minutes until I caught him!

After taking the snapshot I hearthed. I have no plans to go back there. Here’s the breakdown:
| Lesser Mana Potion | 1 |
| Raw Longjaw Mud Snapper | 334 |
| Raw Brilliant Smallfish | 101 |
| 19 Pound Catfish | 1 |
| Raw Bristle Whisker Catfish | 117 |
| Old Crafty | 1 |
It took 555 catches and four deaths to get the stupid thing. Not bad compared to some things I’ve read, but still…